Index: src/wp-admin/includes/dashboard.php
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--- src/wp-admin/includes/dashboard.php	(revision 61478)
+++ src/wp-admin/includes/dashboard.php	(working copy)
@@ -1014,7 +1014,9 @@
 
 			$time = get_the_time( 'U' );
 
-			if ( gmdate( 'Y-m-d', $time ) === $today ) {
+			if ( ! is_int( $time ) ) {
+				$relative = '';
+			} elseif ( gmdate( 'Y-m-d', $time ) === $today ) {
 				$relative = __( 'Today' );
 			} elseif ( gmdate( 'Y-m-d', $time ) === $tomorrow ) {
 				$relative = __( 'Tomorrow' );
@@ -1033,7 +1035,7 @@
 			printf(
 				'<li><span>%1$s</span> <a href="%2$s" aria-label="%3$s">%4$s</a></li>',
 				/* translators: 1: Relative date, 2: Time. */
-				sprintf( _x( '%1$s, %2$s', 'dashboard' ), $relative, get_the_time() ),
+				$relative ? sprintf( _x( '%1$s, %2$s', 'dashboard' ), $relative, get_the_time() ) : '',
 				$recent_post_link,
 				/* translators: %s: Post title. */
 				esc_attr( sprintf( __( 'Edit &#8220;%s&#8221;' ), $draft_or_post_title ) ),
