Make WordPress do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

[frozen-coder]

While WordPress can be heavily cached and it's performance has been improving year upon year. It still can't do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Some might say it's as bloated as Jabba the Hutt, but any real starship captain, WordPress developer knows it's can certainly keep up with the majority of space cruisers that run WordPress. But having the performance of ship that can do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs still eludes all but the Millennium Falcon.

I'd like to change that.

[frozen-coder]

Some encouragement if needed

[boonebgorges]

Like most FLOSS CMSes, WordPress is strictly bound by the laws of theoretical physics.

This is not the force_balance_tags() you are looking for.

[afercia]

This ticket would have had a better chance if it mentioned ​Yoda Conditions.

[michaelarestad]

Technically, it already does the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Since a parsec is a unit of distance and the Kessel Run has been posted about on some WordPress install somewhere, it's accomplished the task in just over 0 parsecs.

[jorbin]

Based on Micheal's comment, it is clear that this issue has already been fixed.

[ZaMoose]

Fewer than 12 parsecs.

C'mon.